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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:16
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So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Corrupti suscipit aliquid odit totam.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Culpa nobis molestiae ab dignissimos omnis nesciunt.
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!